FILED
                                                                        United States Court of Appeals
                     UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS                             Tenth Circuit

                                   TENTH CIRCUIT                                May 17, 2013

                                                                            Elisabeth A. Shumaker
                                                                                Clerk of Court
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

             Plaintiff-Appellee.
v.                                                           No. 12-3137
                                                (D.C. Nos. 6:09-CR-10032-MLB-1 and
LAWRENCE M. SIMONS, SR.,                               6:11-CV-01017-MLB)
                                                              (D. Kan.)
             Defendant - Appellant.




            ORDER DENYING CERTIFICATE OF APPEALABILITY


Before LUCERO, O'BRIEN, and MATHESON, Circuit Judges.


      Lawrence M. Simons, proceeding pro se, wants to appeal from the denial of his 28

U.S.C. § 2255 motion to vacate, set aside, or correct his sentence. He claims his retained

counsel provided ineffective assistance in negotiating a plea agreement and at sentencing.

      We deny the requested Certificate of Appealability and dismiss this matter.

                                                Entered for the Court

                                                Per Curiam
12-3137, United States v. Simons
O’BRIEN, J , concurring


       I concur in the denial of a Certificate of Appealability (“COA”) and write

separately to explain why. The COA petition is utterly deficient. Instead of presenting

reasoned, fact-specific argument, Simons has resorted to a summary and conclusory

tirade. Because he has not made “a substantial showing of the denial of a constitutional

right,” he is not entitled to a COA, a prerequisite to any appeal. 28 U.S.C. § 2253(c)(2).

       Simons (a licensed M.D. at the time of the crimes alleged) was charged with 27

counts1 of violating 21 U.S.C. § 841(a) by knowingly distributing controlled substances

outside the usual course of professional practice and without a legitimate medical

purpose. See 21 C.F.R. § 1306.04(a). His attorney negotiated a plea agreement with the

government, under which he pled guilty to two of the charged counts on October 5, 2009.

By then, he had surrendered his license to practice medicine.2 Under the plea agreement,

the government dismissed 25 counts. In exchange, Simons pled guilty and agreed to




       1
        The original indictment charged Simons with 36 counts. A superseding
indictment reduced the number to 27.
       2
          On April 1, 2009, the Kansas Board of Healing Arts (“KBOHA”), which
governs medical licenses in Kansas, petitioned for revocation of Simons’s medical
license, based on three separate incidents of unlawful controlled-substance distribution
different from those in this case. In the KBOHA proceeding, Simons was represented by
another attorney, who, together with Simons, signed a Consent Order, filed with the
KBOHA, stating Simons agreed to surrender his medical license effective upon signing
the Consent Order. The Consent Order permitted Simons to reapply for his Kansas
medical license when he was able to demonstrate he was fit to practice medicine.
waive his right to appeal or collaterally attack any sentence imposed, except as limited by

United States v. Cockerham, 

, 1187 (10th Cir. 2001).

       During the plea proceeding, the judge carefully explained the meaning of the

waivers:

       [Y]ou are agreeing that you won’t [appeal]. You may not like the sentence
       that you ultimately receive from me; but you’re agreeing that you will not
       attack your conviction or you will not appeal your sentence as long as it is
       within the applicable guideline range.

               You are also agreeing that you will not come back to me at a later
       date under Section 2255 or Rule 60 or whatever else, and ask me to reopen
       your case and give you the opportunity to go to trial, plead again to some
       other charge. . . . You are agreeing here that you will never ask any court
       anywhere at any time for any reason to review your case or reopen your
       case or do anything with it, including asking me to lower your sentence at a
       later date if the sentencing commission in Washington somehow changes
       the guidelines in a way that would give you a lesser sentence. You
       understand that?

       DEFENDANT SIMONS: I do, Your Honor. 3

       On January 11, 2010, the judge sentenced Simons to 24 months of imprisonment

and 3 years of supervised release on each count, to be served


       3
         The quoted excerpt is representative of the judge’s extensive and thorough
colloquy with Simons. During the colloquy, Simons expressed full satisfaction with
counsel, said he read and understood the plea agreement, which was true and accurate,
and signed it because he was guilty. He also admitted to facts providing a sufficient
factual basis for the plea. “[T]he truth and accuracy of . . . statements made at the Rule
11 proceedings should be regarded as conclusive in the absence of a believable, valid
reason justifying a departure from the apparent truth of his Rule 11 statements.” Hedman
v. United States, 

, 22 (10th Cir. 1975). “The subsequent presentation of
conclusory allegations unsupported by specifics is subject to summary dismissal, as are
contentions that in the face of the record are wholly incredible.” Blackledge v. Allison,

, 74 (1977); United States v. Weeks, 

, 1205 (10th Cir. 2011).
The request for a COA contains no reason to regard Simons’s conclusory, post hoc
arguments to be sufficient to impeach the record. See n.6.

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concurrently.4 Among other things, the sentence contained special conditions of

supervision prohibiting Simons from (1) practicing medicine individually or with any sort

of medical facility, (2) applying for reinstatement of any medical licenses, and (3)

applying for or obtaining any DEA registration number, which would allow him to

dispense any controlled substances, directly or indirectly, as well as any non-prescribed

medications.

       Simons did not appeal. But, on January 12, 2011, he filed this § 2255 motion

despite having waived his right to collaterally attack his sentence. The motion rests on

two claims of ineffective assistance of trial counsel: (1) incorrect advice as to the effect

his guilty plea would have on his future ability to practice medicine, and (2) failing to

challenge the sentence imposed and preserve issues for appeal. He claims his guilty plea

was unknowing and involuntary, because (through counsel’s fault) he did not fully

understand the ramifications of the plea agreement and the resulting plea. He wants his

guilty plea and sentence set aside. The trial judge appointed a new attorney for Simons in

the § 2255 proceedings. Following a hearing, the judge denied relief,5 relieved appointed



       4
         The statutory maximum sentence for each count to which Simons pled guilty is
20 years of imprisonment. His total offense level is 15 and his criminal history category
is I. The Sentencing Guidelines recommend an imprisonment range from 18 to 24
months.
       5
          As the judge recognized, putative appeal and collateral attack waivers do not
apply to claims of ineffective assistance of counsel in negotiating the plea agreement or
entering the plea. Cockerham, 237 F.3d at 1187. Based upon his thorough colloquy with
Simons before accepting his guilty plea, the judge concluded: (1) Simons failed to
demonstrate how counsel’s deficient performance resulted in prejudice entitling him to
relief, Hill v. Lockhart, 

, 59 (1985); Strickland v. Washington, 

,
687 (1984), and (2) the plea, including the waivers, was knowingly and voluntarily

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counsel from any further obligations in the case, and permitted Simons to proceed on

appeal without prepayment of fees. See 28 U.S.C. § 1915(a) (regarding fees). This

petition for a COA followed.

       One thing is clear from the petition; Simons considers himself a victim: a victim

of overzealous police, his attorney’s incompetence, an unresponsive justice system, a trial

judge lacking empathy with and sympathy for him, and unfair laws. He seems to think a

doctor’s promiscuous distribution of very potent controlled substances is noble, not

criminal.

       Simons’s bitter whining is not an adequate substitute for disciplined and

thoughtful argument. He has presented a conclusory diatribe about allegedly unfair

treatment, but nothing more. Consisting of approximately 300 words, his COA petition

contains no cogent argument, cites no authority, and makes no record references. It does,

however, contain allegations not presented in the district court. In short, it fails to

comply with the Federal Rules of Appellate Procedure.6 On the other hand, the 32-page



entered, United States v. Hahn, 

, 1325 (10th Cir. 2001) (en banc). In light
of the above, the judge considered the plea agreement to be effective and enforceable,
making Simons’s sentencing complaints subject to the waiver. See Cockerham, 237 F.3d
at 1187 (challenges to “counsel’s performance at sentencing” are waivable); United
States v. Meeks, 439 F. App’x 736, 737 (10th Cir. 2011) (unpublished and cited only for
its persuasive value) (upholding plea waiver in § 2255 proceeding regarding counsel’s
sentencing performance), cert. denied, 

 (2012).

       6
          Pro se “pleadings are to be construed liberally and held to a less stringent
standard than formal pleadings drafted by lawyers.” Garrett v. Selby Connor Maddux &
Janer, 

, 840 (10th Cir. 2005). Nonetheless, “we do not assume the role of
advocate.” Yang v. Archuleta, 

, 927 n.1 (10th Cir. 2008) (citation and
internal quotation marks omitted). An appellant’s “[p]ro se status does not excuse the

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order under attack clearly and completely addresses and resolves the § 2255 issues

presented to the district court. No judge would debate its correctness. See Miller-El v.

Cockrell, 

, 336 (2003).




obligation of any litigant to comply with the fundamental requirements of the Federal
Rules of . . . Appellate Procedure.” Id. (citation and internal quotation marks omitted).
This includes Rule 28(a)(9)(A), which requires arguments in an appellant’s brief to be
supported with citations to the law and record. Simons’s § 2255 petition was much more
complete, but it does not substitute for an insufficient COA petition. “By failing to
develop any argument on this claim at this court, [the convicted defendant] has waived
the claim.” United States v. Patterson, --- F.3d ----, 

, at *11 (10th Cir.
Apr. 5, 2013).

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