HAYWOOD S. GILLIAM, Jr., District Judge.
Having reviewed the record of the discovery disputes in the above-titled action, and having conferred with Magistrate Judge Donna Ryu, the Court issues this order as a final warning.
In re Convergent Techs. Sec. Litig., 108 F.R.D. 328, 331 (N.D. Cal. 1985). The discovery record illustrates the parties' pervasive inability to comply with these general principles. The parties' failure to meet their most basic professional obligations, and the enormous waste of resources that has resulted, must stop. Accordingly, the Court ORDERS as follows:
2. By February 12, 2016, each party shall submit a brief of no more than 5 pages regarding the Court's authority to require the parties to bear the cost of a discovery Special Master absent the parties' agreement to do so. The Defendants may submit a single consolidated brief if they wish. The parties must cite specific authority in support of their positions, and their arguments cannot rely on generalized principles regarding the Court's overall authority to control its docket. The parties should cite specific examples of orders addressing this question if they find any.
3. The Court ORDERS the parties to provide the Court (the undersigned and Judge Ryu) dial-in information and an agenda for the standing meet-and-confer teleconference 24 hours before each call. The parties will provide this information to Judge Gilliam's and Judge Ryu's deputy clerks by e-mail. The Court may join these calls at any time without notice to monitor the parties' conduct.
4. Consistent with their ethical obligations, the attorneys must treat their discovery obligations with the seriousness and diligence required of them. The parties must act responsibly during discovery, and ensure that their conduct is consistent with the spirit and purposes of the discovery rules (including the parties' personal obligation "to secure the just, speedy, and inexpensive" determination of this case). See Fed. R. Civ. P. 1. This requires cooperation among the parties, and mandates adherence to the proportionality requirement of Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Rule 26. To this end, the parties are expressly ORDERED to prioritize determining what can be provided without controversy first, and then produce that material expeditiously, rather than using formalistic discovery disputes and objections at the margins as an excuse to delay any production. Obstructionist behavior will not be tolerated.
5. As the Court explained at the February 2, 2016 case management conference, the status quo is entirely unacceptable, and unprecedented. If the current conduct continues, the offending parties and their counsel will face significant consequences, and the Court will consider all options, including:
The one-year history of this action reflects a profoundly troubling and unprofessional pattern of behavior. The parties are warned to self-correct the wasteful and dysfunctional discovery dynamic in this case, immediately. Failure to do so will be punished as severely and as often as necessary to ensure the level of professional conduct required of those who practice before this Court. See Civ. L-R 11-4(a) (attorneys permitted to practice in this Court must "[p]ractice with the honesty, care and decorum required for the fair and efficient administration of justice").