G.R. SMITH, Magistrate Judge.
Convicted on his guilty plea and sentenced to 96 months for violating 8 U.S.C. § 1326(a) and (b)(2) (illegal reentry by an illegal alien), doc. 34, Adan Platas Larios filed a "Petition to Correct Clerical Error in the [Presentence Investigation Report (PSI)]," doc. 52, which follows a direct appeal dismissed pursuant to his plea agreement's sentence-appeal waiver. Doc. 51. He claimed that his sentence is too long because, in calculating it under the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines, the Probation Office wrongly attributed a number of points in assessing his criminal history. Doc. 52 at 2-3. He thus wanted the Court to "investigate" the sentence, "correct" any errors, and "grant him any necessary relief." Doc. 52 at 4 (insisting the error was clerical and that "applying someone else['s] record as factors to increase [his] sentence is a gross miscarriage of justice which was completely discounted and disregarded by his counsel[,] overlooked by the U.S. Probation Office and the Court.").
As this Court explained, such alleged ministerial errors (confusing someone else's criminal record with movant's) blended with an ineffective assistance claim (Larios says he told his lawyer, who ignored him) support heartland § 2255 claims aimed at challenging a criminal sentence. As the Government correctly contended:
Doc. 53 at 3; see also Zelaya v. Sec'y, Fla. Dep't of Corr., 798 F.3d 1360, 1372 (11th Cir. 2015) ("To proceed under [28 U.S.C.] § 2241, a federal prisoner first must show some procedural defect in § 2255 renders it inadequate to test the legality of h[is] conviction.").
Larios insisted that the Court could use Fed. R. Crim. P. 36, but that only covers minor, uncontroversial errors, not those that pack sentence-altering results.
The Court thus would not accept his generic "Petition" label.
Rather than comply, Larios has filed a Writ of Audita Querela, doc. 58, which "may not be granted when relief is cognizable under § 2255. United States v. Holt, 417 F.3d 1172, 1175 (11th Cir. 2005)." United States v. Byrd, 2010 WL 5463060 at *1 (M.D. Fla. Dec. 29, 2010); United States v. Chandler, ___ F.Supp.3d ___, 2016 WL 1698253 at *5 (N.D. Ala. Apr. 28, 2016) ("With section 2255 (or, possibly, section 2241) being the only available avenue of relief for Chandler's claim, there is no gap in the federal post-conviction remedial scheme for audita querela to fill. The ancient writ slumbers still."); see also Jackson v. Flournoy, 2016 WL 3167187 at *2 (S.D. Ga. June 6, 2016) (equity, hence a writ, can do no service where at-law (hence, statutory) remedies exist; consequently, one cannot use the writ of audita querela where a statutory sentencing remedy exists).
Hence, Adan Platas Larios' "Petition," doc. 52, as amended, doc. 58 ("Writ of Audita Querela") should be
United States v. Odman, 2016 WL 1353986 at *1 (W.D.N.C. Apr. 5, 2016); see also Ortiz v. United States, 2016 WL 1047070 at *2 (S.D.N.Y. Mar. 10, 2016) (Rule 36 "permits the Court to correct errors `of recitation, of the sort that a clerk or amanuensis might commit, mechanical in nature.' Marmolejos v. United States, 789 F.3d 66, 71 (2d Cir. 2015). `[A] clerical error must not be one of judgment or even of misidentification.' Id.").