NONPRECEDENTIAL DISPOSITION
                         To be cited only in accordance with
                                 Fed. R. App. P. 32.1



           United States Court of Appeals
                             For the Seventh Circuit
                             Chicago, Illinois 60604

                             Argued September 29, 2006
                              Decided January 18, 2007

                                      Before

                           Hon. JOEL M. FLAUM, Circuit Judge

                           Hon. TERENCE T. EVANS, Circuit Judge

                           Hon. ANN CLAIRE WILLIAMS, Circuit Judge

Nos. 05-4215 & 05-4347

EMPIRE FIRE AND MARINE                            Appeals from the United States
INSURANCE COMPANY,                                District Court for the Southern
                 Plaintiff-Appellee,              District of Indiana, Indianapolis
                                                  Division.

                  v.                              No. 04 C 21

JAMES F. SARGENT, KAREN RITCHIE,                  John Daniel Tinder,
M.M. by her parent and next friend                Judge.
Karen Ritchie, RANDY McVEY, as
personal representative of the estate of
Rachel S. McVey, and B.M. by her parent
and next friend Randy McVey,
                 Defendants-Appellants.


                                       ORDER

        Around noon on a late August day in 2003, James Sargent rented a car from
Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Madison, Indiana. He signed a standard rental
agreement and paid an additional $8.99 per day for an optional supplemental
liability policy (SLP) from Empire Fire and Marine Insurance Company. It
provided excess coverage equal to the difference between actual damages (up to $1
Nos. 05-4215 & 05-4347                                                                     2



million) and Indiana’s statutory minimum insurance amounts. The Indiana
minimum is $50,000 for a single accident.

        Five hours after renting the car, Sargent drove it across the centerline of a
highway and crashed, head-on, with a vehicle being driven in the opposite direction.
A passenger in the other car (Rachel McVey) was killed and others, including the
driver (Karen Ritchie, who was Rachel’s mother), were very seriously injured.
Sargent was drunk--with a blood alcohol level of 0.193--at the time of the accident.
Subsequently, Sargent pled guilty to numerous criminal counts growing out of the
accident, including a charge of manslaughter. This civil suit (there is diversity
jurisdiction) concerns whether the SLP excess policy can be called upon to pay
damages for the accident. Although damages have not been established, it seems
fair to say that they easily exceed the limit set by the policy, which in this case
would be $950,000.

       Unfortunately for those injured and Sargent, the SLP contained a crystal-
clear exclusion for drunk driving.1 Empire relied on the exclusion and refused to
defend and indemnify Sargent against the claims made by the victims of the
accident. The company filed a declaratory judgment action in the District Court for
the Southern District of Indiana (Judge John Daniel Tinder presiding) asking that
the court find that no coverage was provided. All parties filed motions for summary
judgment. Sargent and the Ritchie family argued that the language of certain other
exclusions in the rental agreement (incorporated by reference into the SLP) was too
broad and rendered the policy illusory or, alternatively, unconscionable. The
district court granted Empire’s motion, holding that the drinking and driving
exclusion was valid and that the policy was neither illusory nor unconscionable.
This appeal followed.

       We review a district court’s grant of summary judgment de novo and will
uphold it if no genuine issue of material fact exists and the nonmovant is entitled to
judgment as a matter of law. We draw all factual inferences in favor of those
against whom summary judgment has been granted. Hrobowski v. Worthington
Steel Co., 

, 475 (7th Cir. 2004); Rogers v. City of Chicago, 

,
752 (7th Cir. 2003). The substantive law of the forum state, Indiana, must be


       1
           The exclusion reads:

        13. VIOLATIONS OF THE CONTRACT: A violation of the contract shall exist if the
car is used or driven: . . . (D) By any person if there is reasonable evidence they were under the
influence of narcotics, intoxicants, or drugs . . . .
Nos. 05-4215 & 05-4347                                                                     3



applied as it would be by the Supreme Court of Indiana. Erie R. Co. v. Tompkins,

, 78 (1938); Wolverine Mut. Ins. v. Vance, 

, 942 (7th Cir.
2003).

       This case presents a question of law,2 but to the extent that the facts put the
dispute in context, they are not helpful to Sargent (even when all inferences are
drawn in his favor). When he went to Enterprise, he had been drinking heavily for
the past few days. Because he thought the Enterprise agent at the desk might not
rent to him, he popped a peppermint and smoked a cigarette to mask any smell of
alcohol that he may have had. Although it’s disputed what he and the agent
discussed, it is undisputed that he signed the front of the rental agreement and
checked the box indicating that he read the terms and conditions on the back. It is
also clear that there was an SLP “summary of coverage” brochure on the counter
highlighting the drunk driving exclusion. Sargent, who certainly fell within the
exclusion’s scope, is bound by it unless Empire is prevented from relying on it.
Kelly v. Hamilton, 

, 1193-94 (Ind. Ct. App. 2004); Fid. & Guar. Ins.
Underwriters, Inc. v. Everett I. Brown Co., 

, 486 (7th Cir. 1994).

       In order to get over this hurdle, Sargent argues that coverage was illusory,
or, alternatively, that his agreement with Empire was unconscionable. He contends
that the rental agreement’s exclusions for operating the vehicle with “any illegal
purpose” or “in an imprudent manner” are so broad that they essentially wipe out
coverage and render the policy illusory. “An insurance provision is considered
illusory if a premium was paid for coverage which would not pay benefits under any
reasonably expected set of circumstances.” Schwartz v. State Farm Mut. Auto. Ins.
Co., 

, 879 (7th Cir. 1999) (citations omitted). In Indiana, these types of
contracts are void against public policy. Meridian Mut. Ins. Co. v. Richie, 

, 31 (Ind. 1989), vacated, 

, 489-90 (Ind. 1989); Everett I.
Brown 

. Judge Tinder granted summary judgment in Empire’s
favor because he concluded the exclusions still left room for coverage in a
reasonable number of scenarios.

      We are more troubled by the exclusionary language than the district court
was. Indiana law uses the terms “negligent” and “imprudent” interchangeably. See
Central Transp., Inc. v. Great Dane Trailers, Inc., 

, 678 (Ind. Ct.
App. 1981) (the standard of care for negligence is “that which ordinary prudent
persons would exercise under the same or similar circumstances”); Neal v. Home


       2
         It is important to note that no argument is advanced to the effect that a drunk driving
exclusion in an excess auto insurance policy violates the public policy of Indiana.
Nos. 05-4215 & 05-4347                                                                   4



Builders, Inc., 

, 285 (Ind. 1953) (same). Empire’s “imprudent
manner” exclusion could arguably be construed to eliminate coverage for all
negligent acts.

        If the “imprudent manner” exclusion did preclude coverage for all negligent
acts, it would drastically reduce the SLP’s value to consumers. After all, “in
practically every incident out of which liability arises under [an automobile
liability] policy there is a violation of some traffic law or regulation. It is obvious
that protection against liability for negligence is the primary reason for holding
such a policy.” Nat’l Mut. Ins. Co. v. Eward, 

, 101 (Ind. Ct. App. 1987)
(emphasis added). The “any illegal purpose” language is also problematic for the
same reason. As Eward notes, violations of traffic laws frequently give rise to
claims under automobile insurance policies. Empire’s “illegal purpose” provision
could therefore arguably keep Sargent from recovering if, for example, he
committed a minor traffic infraction like driving 30 mph in a 25 mph zone.

       Even if we assume that aspects of the SLP are illusory, however, the remedy
in Indiana is to enforce the objectively reasonable expectations of the insured.
Schwartz v. State Farm Mut. Ins. Co., 

, 879 (7th Cir. 1999); Davidson
v. Cincinnati Ins. Co., 

, 508 (Ind. Ct. App. 1991); Monticello Ins. Co.
v. Mike’s Speedway Lounge, Inc., 

, 703 (S.D. Ind. 1996); Eli Lilly &
Co. v. Home Ins. Co., 

, 470-71 (Ind. 1985). And Sargent cannot
establish, in the face of the clear exclusion, that it was his reasonable expectation to
be covered for damages caused by his driving while drunk. Empire’s drunk driving
exclusion was highlighted in the brochure. It would be objectively reasonable for
Sargent to expect negligence coverage--but patently implausible, in light of the clear
exclusion, to expect coverage for an accident caused while he was driving drunk
with a blood alcohol level of 0.193.3 See Lexington Ins. Co. v. Am. Healthcare
Providers, 

, 339 (Ind. Ct. App. 1993) (“an insurer cannot purchase an
insurance policy which explicitly excludes claims involving insolvency and
reasonably expect the policy to cover claims involving insolvency”). Therefore, his
illusory contract argument is ultimately fruitless, since even if it carried the day he
would still not be able to recover.

      We also agree with the district court that Sargent’s contract with Empire was
not unconscionable. An “unconscionable contract” has been defined, albeit in rather


       3
         If Empire were trying to wiggle out of providing coverage based on the general
exclusions by, for example, arguing that Sargent operated the car in an “imprudent manner,” it
would probably be unsuccessful.
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dated terms, to be “such as no sensible man not under delusion, duress or in
distress would make, and such as no honest and fair man would accept.” Stiefler v.
McCullough, 

, 826 (Ind. Ct. App. 1933). The SLP was an excess policy
of optional coverage that Sargent didn’t have to buy. He could have rented the car
without paying the extra charge for Empire’s supplemental coverage. It is difficult
to imagine how Sargent could show unconscionability when voluntarily purchasing
optional excess coverage, all the while trying to mask any hint that he had been
drinking. And Sargent wasn’t renting the car out of necessity--he just wanted it so
he could “get out and be with friends.” See Clanton v. United Skates of Am., 

, 899 (Ind. Ct. App. 1997) (a signed release was not unconscionable
because the skater was skating “for purely personal enjoyment, not out of any
economic or other need”).

      As the district court noted, if Sargent read the material available to him, he
would have been on notice that his drunk driving would not be covered. The fact
that he easily could have discovered this, but didn’t, points away from
unconscionability on Empire’s part and towards carelessness on his part. The
bottom line is that Empire properly relied on the SLP’s drunk driving exclusion.
Neither Sargent’s illusory coverage argument nor his unconscionability argument
can overcome the fact that the policy clearly afforded no coverage if Sargent was
driving drunk and had a blood alcohol level of 0.193 when the accident occurred.

      The judgment of the district court is AFFIRMED.