HOWARD R. LLOYD, Magistrate Judge.
This afternoon, plaintiff filed Discovery Dispute Joint Report (DDJR) No. 1, jointly with third-party Santa Clara County Adult Protective Services Program (APS), in which they dispute whether plaintiff should obtain discovery of a report subpoenaed from APS over three months ago.
The DDJR, which states that plaintiff wants the disputed document "reasonably before" depositions scheduled to begin on April 18, was filed in apparent disregard of Section 1 of this court's Standing Order re Civil Discovery Disputes (Standing Order). That provision admonishes parties and counsel "not to allow discovery disagreements to drag on unresolved until some important looming deadline forces them into action. Because of the press of its other business, the court may not be able to give the dispute its attention with the same celerity that some or all of the parties think is necessary."
Additionally, the DDJR indicates that the in-person meet-and-confer occurred on March 16, 2017. The DDJR therefore should have been filed no later than March 30, 2017. (Standing Order, Section D). It was not filed until over a week later on April 7. Moreover, this court simply cannot accommodate the request that the undersigned convene an immediate in camera review meeting at the courthouse "before April 7, 2017," given that this DDJR was filed just this afternoon.
Despite these deficiencies,
This court will endeavor to review the document and issue its decision as promptly as possible. But, given that plaintiff filed this DDJR late and at the eleventh hour, and in view of this court's current trial calendar, the court cannot give absolute assurances that a decision will be rendered before April 18.
SO ORDERED.