GEORGE R. SMITH, United States Magistrate Judge.
Indicted on gun charges, defendant Leon Carter moves to suppress statements he made while being transported by two law enforcement agents. Doc. 27. He insists that despite his custodial status and the "highly coercive setting," id. at 3, the agents:
Id. at 2-3. Carter contends both that his statements were involuntary and that "[t]he alleged giving of Miranda warnings in [his later] interview ... would not break the causal chain so that the statement(s) would be admissible, even if the statement(s) had been made voluntarily under the Fifth Amendment." Id.
Under this Court's Local Rule 12.1, "[e]very factual assertion in a motion, response, or brief shall be supported by a citation to the pertinent page in the existing record or in any affidavit, discovery material, or other evidence filed with the motion. Where allegations of fact are relied upon that are not supported by the existing record, supporting affidavits shall be submitted." S.D. Ga. Loc. Cr. 12.1 (emphasis added). Carter cites no record evidence that supports any of the factual assertions of his motion. And instead of tendering a Rule 12.1 affidavit from Carter, his counsel (who evidently obtained the above-excerpted, direct quotes from his client) tendered his own affidavit:
Doc. 27 at 5.
Suffice it to say that hearsay-based conclusions from counsel, rather than direct-knowledge factual attestations from the defendant or some other percipient witness, are not what the case law and Rule 12.1
In fact, all false representations aimed at influencing this Court are prohibited. United States v. Campa, 529 F.3d 980, 1016 (11th Cir.2008) (`Providing a false name to a magistrate at a detention hearing qualifies as obstructive conduct.'); United States v. Charles, 138 F.3d 257, 266 (6th Cir.1998) (defendant's presentation of false identification to magistrate judge during pretrial release hearing, so as to conceal true identity and prior criminal record, justified offense level enhancement for obstruction of justice under Sentencing Guidelines); United States v. Wilson, 197 F.3d 782, 785-86 (6th Cir.1999) (defendant gave the magistrate judge and the probation office a false name to conceal prior criminal history, thereby influencing sentencing); United States v. Doe, 661 F.3d 550, 567 (11th Cir.2011) (application of obstruction of justice sentence enhancement based on defendant's false statement during interview with U.S. Probation Office did not violate his Fifth Amendment due process rights insofar as he was not Mirandized beforehand; USPO's questions of defendant fell within "routing booking exception" to Miranda's coverage); see also United States v. Roberts, 308 F.3d 1147, 1155 (11th Cir.2002) (defendant's falsely subscribing to statement in his habeas petition that he had not previously filed a § 2255 motion was "material" for purposes of perjury prosecution; statement fooled the clerk of the court into accepting the "writ" for filing, and led the magistrate judge to consider its merits until she discovered that the "writ" was a successive § 2255 motion in disguise).