Filed: Dec. 12, 2016
Latest Update: Dec. 12, 2016
Summary: Order Granting Defendants' Motions to Dismiss [ECF Nos. 7, 13] JENNIFER A. DORSEY , District Judge . The defendant banks foreclosed on a home and found the plaintiffs occupying it. Plaintiffs are not the record owners and have never held title to the home, nor have they pointed to a lease or any other document entitling them to stay. When the banks attempted to evict the plaintiffs, plaintiffs filed a 174-paragraph complaint against the banks and the real estate broker they hired to list t
Summary: Order Granting Defendants' Motions to Dismiss [ECF Nos. 7, 13] JENNIFER A. DORSEY , District Judge . The defendant banks foreclosed on a home and found the plaintiffs occupying it. Plaintiffs are not the record owners and have never held title to the home, nor have they pointed to a lease or any other document entitling them to stay. When the banks attempted to evict the plaintiffs, plaintiffs filed a 174-paragraph complaint against the banks and the real estate broker they hired to list th..
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Order Granting Defendants' Motions to Dismiss
[ECF Nos. 7, 13]
JENNIFER A. DORSEY, District Judge.
The defendant banks foreclosed on a home and found the plaintiffs occupying it. Plaintiffs are not the record owners and have never held title to the home, nor have they pointed to a lease or any other document entitling them to stay. When the banks attempted to evict the plaintiffs, plaintiffs filed a 174-paragraph complaint against the banks and the real estate broker they hired to list the property, Keller Williams Realty Southwest. Plaintiffs allege that they own the home by adverse possession—and also that they are entitled to 21 million dollars in damages for the defendants' various statutory, tort, and contract violations, as well as numerous "crimes" including "computer fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, financial fraud, embezzlement, theft, [and] money laundering."1 Defendants now move to dismiss.2 Because plaintiffs failed to meaningfully respond to the defendants' dismissal motions and because plaintiffs' outlandish claims fail as a matter of law, I grant defendants' motions and dismiss this case with prejudice.3
Discussion
Under this district's local rules, "the failure of an opposing party to file points and authorities in response to any motion . . . constitutes a consent to the granting of the motion."4 The defendants filed two detailed motions to dismiss explaining exactly why each of plaintiffs' claims fails as pled. But instead of meaningfully responding to these arguments, plaintiffs defend only their Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA) claim.5 Even as to that claim, plaintiffs do not respond to the defendants' lead argument: that they are not debt collectors under the Act.6 I deem plaintiffs' failure to meaningfully respond to defendants' arguments a consent to granting defendants' motions, and I grant them on that basis.
I grant defendants' motions for the additional reason that each of plaintiffs' claims fails as pled, and it does not appear that these deficiencies could be cured by amendment. Plaintiffs allege no facts to support their myriad legal theories. A properly pleaded complaint must contain a "short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief."7 Rule 8 demands more than "labels and conclusions" or a "formulaic recitation of the elements of a cause of action."8 Contrary to plaintiffs' contention that they need not provide "specifics," their "[f]actual allegations must be enough to rise above the speculative level."9
Most of plaintiffs' claims hinge on whether they own the home, and the only ownership theory that they offer—adverse possession—is utterly implausible.10 Plaintiffs admit in their complaint that they have only possessed the property since March 1, 2016,11 far less than the fifteen years of possession needed to acquire title by adverse possession in Nevada.12 Elsewhere in the complaint, plaintiffs allege that they've possessed the property for over 116 years. Even assuming that plaintiffs have occupied the property for 116 years—and are thus among the oldest people on this planet13—they offer no facts to show that this occupation was "hostile, actual, peaceable, notorious, continuous, and uninterrupted."14 Nor have they alleged that they paid taxes on the property for five years as Nevada law requires.15
Plaintiffs' other claims similarly fail because there are no plausible allegations to support them. Plaintiffs offer no facts to support their fraud claims,16 their racketeering claim,17 their Truth in Lending Act claims,18 their FDCPA claim,19 their civil-rights claims,20 their contract claims,21 their deceptive-trade-practices claim,22 their privacy claim,23 their trespass claim,24 their civil-conspiracy claim,25 their negligence claims,26 or their intentional-infliction-of-emotional-distress claim.27
Plaintiffs conceded to dismissal by failing to properly respond to defendants' motions to dismiss,28 and plaintiffs' allegations fail to state a plausible claim for relief. Plaintiffs have not requested leave to amend their complaint, and I find that, in light of the factual deficiencies and obvious implausibility of plaintiffs' claims, amendment would be futile. I therefore grant defendants' motions to dismiss and dismiss this case with prejudice.
Conclusion
Accordingly, with good cause appearing and no reason to delay, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED, ADJUDGED, AND DECREED that defendants' motions to dismiss [ECF Nos. 7, 13] are GRANTED. This case is dismissed with prejudice.
The Clerk of Court is instructed to enter final judgment in favor of the defendants and close this case.