PATRICK J. HANNA, Magistrate Judge.
Currently pending is the motion to dismiss, under Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(1) and Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(6), which was filed by the defendant, Acadian Ambulance Service, Inc. (Rec. Doc. 4). No opposition to the motion was filed before the deadline established in the court's notice of oral argument. (Rec. Doc. 5). The motion was referred to the undersigned magistrate judge for review, report, and recommendation in accordance with the provisions of 28 U.S.C. § 636 and the standing orders of this Court. Considering the evidence, the law, and the arguments of the parties, and for the reasons fully explained below, it is recommended that the motion should be granted and the plaintiff's complaint should be dismissed without prejudice for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction.
In his complaint, the plaintiff alleged that he was involved in an automobile accident on September 7, 2015 in Iberia Parish, Louisiana. He further alleged that the defendant, Acadian Ambulance Service, Inc., provided transportation services following the accident. However, the plaintiff did not state whether he was transported in an Acadian ambulance or, if so, where he was transported to from the scene of the accident. He alleged that, following the accident, Acadian Ambulance attempted to slander his reputation; made several attempts to kill him; tried to steal his identity with a body double; followed him; connected devices to automobiles, barges, and personal homes; tried to turn other people against him; paid off government officials not to hear his complaints; violated the F.C.C. code by hacking his cell phone; violated D.C.F.S. regulations by denying him food stamps; lied to local businesses; and claimed to have given him AIDS, hepatitis, and a staph infection.
Acadian Ambulance responded to the complaint by filing the instant motion, which seeks dismissal of the plaintiff's claims either because the court lacks subject-matter jurisdiction or, alternatively, because the plaintiff's complaint fails to state a claim upon which relief can be granted by the court.
Mr. Derise is proceeding in this lawsuit without the assistance of legal counsel. A pro se litigant's pleadings are construed liberally
Federal district courts are courts of limited jurisdiction, possessing only the power authorized by the Constitution and by statute.
Without subject-matter jurisdiction, a federal court has no power to adjudicate claims, and it must dismiss an action if subject-matter jurisdiction is lacking.
In his complaint, the plaintiff alleged that the court has jurisdiction over this matter under 28 U.S.C. § 1332 because the parties are diverse in citizenship and the amount in controversy exceeds $75,000. The citizenship of a natural person a natural person such as the plaintiff is determined by the state in which he is domiciled.
The plaintiff also failed to establish that the court has subject-matter jurisdiction over this action under 28 U.S.C. § 1331. A district court has federal-question jurisdiction when the plaintiff's claims "arise under the Constitution, laws, or treaties of the United States."
The only claim set forth in the plaintiff's complaint that might possibly arise under federal law is his claim that Acadian Ambulance violated "the F.C.C. code" by hacking his cell phone. However, the complaint contains only a conclusory allegation in that regard and no facts underlying the claim. The plaintiff did not even identify the specific federal statute that he claims was violated. This Court therefore concludes that the hacking claim does not satisfy the requirements of the well-pleaded complaint rule.
The allegations set forth in the plaintiff's complaint are conclusory allegations that the defendant is liable for state-law defamation or for crimes such as stalking, identity theft, attempted murder, public corruption, and bribery, but there are no civil remedies for the alleged crimes. Further, the plaintiff stated in his complaint that he is seeking to bankrupt the defendant, but that is not a valid remedy for the violation of state or federal laws. Because the plaintiff failed to present a plausible federal law claim on the face of his complaint, he failed to establish that the court has subject-matter jurisdiction over this action, and the action should be dismissed.
Because the court lacks subject-matter jurisdiction over this action, it is not necessary to determine whether the plaintiff properly stated a claim upon which relief can be granted by the court. Indeed, it would be improper to do so.
For the reasons set forth above, this Court recommends that the motion to dismiss that was filed by the defendant, Acadian Ambulance Service, Inc., (Rec. Doc. 4) should be granted, and the plaintiff's complaint should be dismissed without prejudice for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction.
Under the provisions of 28 U.S.C. § 636(b)(1)(C) and Fed. R. Civ. P. 72(b), parties aggrieved by this recommendation have fourteen days from service of this report and recommendation to file specific, written objections with the Clerk of Court. A party may respond to another party's objections within fourteen days after being served with of a copy of any objections or responses to the district judge at the time of filing.
Failure to file written objections to the proposed factual findings and/or the proposed legal conclusions reflected in the report and recommendation within fourteen days following the date of its service, or within the time frame authorized by Fed. R. Civ. P. 6(b), shall bar an aggrieved party from attacking either the factual findings or the legal conclusions accepted by the district court, except upon grounds of plain error.